Meet The Unicorn Poo Bar — A Celebration of Silly, Sweet, and Seriously Fun Soap

January 6, 2026 Eric Vandernail

The Unicorn Poo Bar: The Soap That Proves Fun Is a Valid Skincare Strategy

1. Why the World Needs Silly Soap

Let’s be honest: soap has gotten very serious. Activated charcoal. Clinical packaging. Buzzwords stacked higher than your shower shelf. And while there’s absolutely a place for minimalist, ultra-refined skincare, there’s also room—plenty of room—for joy.

Enter silly soap.

Silly soap reminds us that daily routines don’t have to be dull. Washing your hands or hopping into the shower is something you do every day. Why not make it fun? Why not make it smell like cotton candy? Why not laugh a little before your morning coffee even kicks in?

The Unicorn Poo Bar exists because life is already heavy. Soap doesn’t need to be.

2. The Rise of Novelty & Gag Gifts That Don’t Suck

We’ve all received gag gifts that were funny for five seconds and then immediately went into a drawer—or worse, the trash. The best novelty gifts walk a fine line: they make you laugh and they’re genuinely useful.

That’s where funny soap gifts shine.

Soap is universal. Everyone uses it. And when it’s crafted well, it doesn’t matter if the name is ridiculous—the product still earns its place in your daily routine.

The Unicorn Poo Bar is a gag gift that:

Gets laughs and compliments
Smells genuinely amazing
Actually gets used up
Leaves people asking, “Okay but where did you get this?”

That’s novelty done right.

3. Does a Unicorn Poo in the Woods? (Yes. It Smells Amazing.)

We couldn’t resist the question.

Does a unicorn poo in the woods? Now you know.

The name alone sets the tone: playful, irreverent, and completely uninterested in taking itself too seriously. Unicorn Poo isn’t trying to be elegant. It’s trying to be memorable—and it succeeds the moment someone reads the label.

This is the kind of soap that:

Makes people snort-laugh in a gift bag
Becomes the centerpiece of a bathroom joke
Sparks conversation every time someone visits

And yet, underneath the silliness? A legitimately well-made bar of soap.

4. Cotton Candy Dreams: Let’s Talk Scent

The Cotton Candy Dream scent is pure nostalgic joy.

Think:

Airy sugar
Carnival sweetness
Pink clouds and blue skies
Childhood fairs, minus the sticky fingers

It’s not heavy. It’s not cloying. It’s light, sugary, and playful—exactly what you’d expect unicorn poo to smell like if unicorns were real and had excellent taste.

This scent makes people smile. And honestly? That’s the goal.

5. Why Color Matters (Especially Pink & Blue Swirls)

The Unicorn Poo Bar doesn’t whisper. It announces itself.

The bright pink and blue swirl isn’t accidental—it’s part of the experience. Before you ever smell it, the color tells you exactly what kind of soap this is going to be: bold, fun, and totally unserious.

Color psychology matters. Bright colors spark joy, curiosity, and nostalgia. They remind us of candy shops, toy aisles, and carefree moments. When you put this bar in your shower or on your sink, it instantly lightens the mood.

It’s impossible to look at Unicorn Poo and feel grumpy.

6. Funny Gifts That Actually Get Used

The best compliment a gag gift can receive is:

“I didn’t expect to love this as much as I do.”

Unicorn Poo is funny—but it’s also:

Long-lasting
Great-lathering
Comfortable on skin
A conversation starter every single time

People don’t hide this bar. They display it. They talk about it. And yes—they use it until the very last sliver.

7. Who Is The Unicorn Poo Bar For?

Short answer: everyone who has a sense of humor.

Longer answer:

People who are impossible to shop for
Friends who love silly surprises
Unicorn lovers of all ages
Adults who miss being playful
Stocking-stuffer strategists
White elephant gift champions
Bathroom humor enthusiasts

If someone laughs at the name, they’re the target audience.

8. The Psychology of Humor in Self-Care

Laughter is self-care. Full stop.

Studies aside, we all know how powerful humor can be. It disarms stress. It softens bad days. It reminds us not to take everything so seriously—including ourselves.

When you use a funny soap, you’re injecting joy into a moment that’s usually automatic and forgettable. That tiny burst of amusement matters more than we realize.

The Unicorn Poo Bar doesn’t just clean—it interrupts monotony.

9. From Gag to Go-To: How Novelty Becomes Favorite

Here’s what often happens:

Someone receives Unicorn Poo as a joke
They laugh
They sniff it
They use it once
They secretly start looking forward to using it again

Before long, the joke has turned into a favorite. That’s the magic of combining novelty with quality.

10. Handmade, Not Half-Baked

Yes, it’s silly.
No, it’s not sloppy.

The Unicorn Poo Bar is thoughtfully formulated and handcrafted with care. Just because it’s playful doesn’t mean corners were cut. This bar is built on the same foundation as every Ever & Ember soap: solid formulation, skin-loving oils, and small-batch attention.

Fun should still feel good on your skin.

11. Ingredient Breakdown (Yes, It’s Still Real Soap)

Ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil**, Organic Coconut Oil*, Organic Shea Butter*), Fragrance, Titanium Dioxide, Kaolin Clay, Mica, Dye, Blue Lake 1

What this means for you:

Creamy, satisfying lather
Gentle cleansing
Beautiful color without sacrificing performance
A bar that feels as good as it looks

* Fair Trade
** Sustainable Palm Done Right

12. The Shower Experience: What It’s Like to Use

Using Unicorn Poo is exactly what you think it will be—and better.

The lather builds quickly, the scent blooms without overwhelming, and the experience feels lighthearted from start to finish. It’s the kind of soap that makes you pause and think, “Okay, this is ridiculous… but I love it.”

Mission accomplished.

13. Perfect Occasions to Gift Unicorn Poo

Birthdays
White elephant exchanges
Stocking stuffers
Prank gifts (the good kind)
Teacher gifts
Housewarming presents
Just-because surprises

If you’re wondering whether it’s appropriate—the answer is probably yes.

14. Unicorn Poo vs. Boring Soap

Boring soap:

White
Unscented or “clean”
Easily forgotten

Unicorn Poo:

Bright
Sweet
Memorable
Fun to talk about

Life’s too short for boring soap.

15. Why Adults Deserve Silly Gifts Too

Somewhere along the way, adulthood convinced us that fun was optional. The Unicorn Poo Bar disagrees.

You can pay bills and laugh at unicorn poo.
You can be responsible and enjoy cotton candy soap.
You can have good taste and a sense of humor.

In fact, the best people usually do.

16. Display It, Use It, Laugh Every Time

This is not a hide-under-the-sink soap. It’s a countertop statement piece. A guest bathroom legend. A conversation starter that never gets old.

People will ask about it. People will laugh. People will remember it.

17. The Role of Play in Daily Rituals

Play isn’t childish—it’s human. When we remove play from daily life, everything becomes heavier than it needs to be.

The Unicorn Poo Bar brings play back into one of the most routine moments of your day. And honestly? That’s kind of powerful.

18. Why This Bar Is Peak “Soap With Personality”

Some soaps are pretty.
Some soaps are functional.
Some soaps are funny.

Unicorn Poo is all three.

It has personality. It has presence. And it absolutely refuses to blend in. That’s not an accident—that’s the point.

19. How Unicorn Poo Fits the Ever & Ember Vibe

Ever & Ember has always believed that body care should feel personal, joyful, and a little unexpected. Unicorn Poo is that philosophy turned all the way up.

It celebrates:

Humor
Creativity
Inclusivity
Not taking yourself too seriously

It’s soap for people who like their self-care with a wink.

20. Final Thoughts: Embrace the Ridiculous

Does a unicorn poo in the woods?

Now you know. And it smells like cotton candy.

The Unicorn Poo Bar is proof that soap doesn’t have to be boring, beige, or forgettable. It can be silly. It can be joyful. It can make people laugh—and still do its job beautifully.

If you’re looking for the perfect funny gift, a guaranteed smile, or a reminder that joy belongs in everyday routines, you’ve found it.

Unicorn approved. Giggle guaranteed. 🦄✨

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